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General Discussion => Desolate Wasteland => Topic started by: Shinigami on July 24, 2012, 12:01 pm

Title: I witnessed a kidnap
Post by: Shinigami on July 24, 2012, 12:01 pm
Idk where to start... But today I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her little asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they were all infront of me walking down E22nd street at the time I was walking down it. Anyways, the man kept getting closer and closer to them until finally he hit the woman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl. I immediately ran up to him as fast as I could and whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Title: Re: I witnessed a kidnap
Post by: Sky (Anti IngSoc) on July 24, 2012, 12:28 pm
Er...
Title: Re: I witnessed a kidnap
Post by: Awesomesauce on July 24, 2012, 05:19 pm
That is so wrong is so many ways, I know satire but come on ;)
Title: Re: I witnessed a kidnap
Post by: Spoofzor on July 24, 2012, 05:37 pm
Some of your lyrics were wrong, but awesome nonetheless. xD