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Offline Shinigami

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I witnessed a kidnap
« on: July 24, 2012, 12:01 pm »
Idk where to start... But today I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her little asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they were all infront of me walking down E22nd street at the time I was walking down it. Anyways, the man kept getting closer and closer to them until finally he hit the woman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl. I immediately ran up to him as fast as I could and whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Offline Sky (Anti IngSoc)

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Re: I witnessed a kidnap
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2012, 12:28 pm »
Er...
"I used it as an administrator for 29 days the last hour of my day I smegtastic have everyone get on there knees and bow down to my feet you smeg" "You dont even know the satisfaction of them getting on their knees to me"
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Re: I witnessed a kidnap
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2012, 05:19 pm »
That is so wrong is so many ways, I know satire but come on ;)

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Re: I witnessed a kidnap
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2012, 05:37 pm »
Some of your lyrics were wrong, but awesome nonetheless. xD